Seinfeld Is Unfunny/Tabletop Games

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Examples of Seinfeld Is Unfunny in Tabletop Games include:

Card Games

  • Magic: The Gathering single-handedly invented the Collectible Card Game. Games like Yu-Gi-Oh and Chaotic owe their very existence to a man named Garfield. Yet, because of those games, Magic is sometimes dismissed as a children's card game. This despite the fact that many big-time poker players began honing their skills on Magic, and a small but significant group of people make their livings out of tournament winnings and appearance fees.
    • Magic‍'‍s dismissal as a Kid's Game has less to do with successor TCGs and more to do with the fact that the vast majority of its players started as kids.

Tabletop RPG

  • Dungeons & Dragons. Your Five-Man Band of elves, dwarves and such all Meet At An Inn where you run across some troubled soul that you agree to help because you know that your karma is named Monty Haul. Yeah, it would be incredibly cliché if not for the fact that it single-handedly both invented and completely drove nearly every RPG trope into the ground.
    • Many, perhaps most RPG tropes are actually originally from Tolkien. The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are basically prototypical D&D campaigns. And they may be even older than Tolkien, given how much he borrowed from even older sources.
    • Many of the mechanical RPG elements that are tropes/clichés today, were also created or popularized by D&D. The Class and Level System, Hit Points (arguably present in the tabletop wargames that preceded D&D, but named and popularized by D&D nonetheless), Character Alignment, the "+ 1 magic sword," and so on.
      • D&D is very likely the single most influential game ever, in terms of what it started and popularized, stretching even outside of the RPG genre. Its influence on video games was enormous and not to be underestimated.
    • Conversely, more tropes in High Fantasy novels work as codified in D&D, instead of as seen in Tolkien. You're more likely to see Magic A Is Magic A than Tolkien's deliberately mythical and mystical style, for instance.

War Games

  • For Warhammer 40,000, their eponymous Space Marines are considered something of an unfunny by some of the fanbase. The Space Marines and their incarnations are arguably the most popular faction, and thus a lot of ire is directed at them from players of other armies. Reasons for Space Marine popularity include: the easy difficulty curve and relative forgiveness of the army book, the regularity with which the main codex is updated, being one of the 'more acceptable' armies for children to play, and in general receiving the bulk of support from Games Workshop. Thus it is that Space Marines can sometimes be considered an 'unfunny', 'scrub', or 'kiddie' army.
    • Don't forget that the small army size and inclusion in every starter set ever also make them among the cheapest.
      • The large metallic surfaces of the power armor that the space marines wear is also a lot easier to paint than the flesh and bone of many of the other armies (imperial guard, orcs, tyranid, dark eldar).
    • Admittedly the reason the Marines are comparatively kid-friendly is that no less than three of the other armies consider mass murder, and rape while torturing people, a fun way to pass the time.
    • Warhammer 40k is also possibly one of the most prolific sources of inspiration for video game sci fi leading to many to think things it came up with as been done.