Kindergarten Cop/Memes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Oh, where to begin?

  • IT'S NOT A TUMOR TOOMAH.
  • Now I want to ask you a bunch of questions... and I want to have them answered IMMEDIATELY...
  • HOO iz yaw DAA-DEE... and wat duzzy DOO?
  • "You mean ya eat udduh people's lunches? STOP IT!
  • I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!
    • I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!
  • THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
  • TO DE CAHPET!
    • DAAAAAAAMN!
  • Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
    • Thanks for da tip.
  • STOP WHINING!