Gaming in The Clinton Years/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Awful game reviews
by George Wood that were almost
forever obscure.

—Sizzly Bacon

Great game idea:
Give Lara Croft breast cancer.
What? No one sees it?

—Gonzo Link

Donkey Kong Country:
If you do not buy this game,
then you are stupid.

—Shadow Hog