Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen/Drinking Game
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Drinking Game: Forbiden Fruit The Tempation Of Edward Cullen
Abandon hope, all ye who decide to read this... fanfic. Still, if you want to, we've cooked up a drinking game that might make your ordeal a little more bearable. Feel free to add more if you wish. Have fun.
- Take a drink for every time something that should be capitalized isn't.
- Take a drink for every time there's no quotation marks when someone talks.
- Take three drinks for every time she uses a bad metaphor for a penis.
- Take two drinks every time Atlantiana gets misspelled.
- Take two drinks every time Ewdard shows up.
- Take a drink for every time someone talks in textspeak.
- Take a drink for every time Atlantiana's parents fail to do their duty as parents (or just fail.)
- Take a drink for every time she misspells something that just makes the scene f*cking hilarious (i.e., the party at La Push in a beech tree, the fight scene in chapter 2, the existence of a 'campire').
- Take two drinks for every bad sex scene. All of them.
- Take a drink for every badly-written bondage scene.
- Take a drink every time Edward speaks.