EarthBound/Haiku
Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Psychic powered children
Beat up a Cosmic Horror;
Sales were depressing
—Superfroggy
Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness
Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness
Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness...
—Highwind
Blue Blue Happy Blue
Blue Blue Blue Blue Happy Blue
Blue Blue Happy Blue
—The Game Master
Take an RPG.
As awesome as they may be
Made by Itoi
Hippies, Clocks, Streetsigns
they shall be your enemies
So set forth, young Ness
A world wonderful
The Power of Love with you
Overcome Giygas.
—Zelnior
Whose bones are displayed?
The answer's your bones, my bones,
Bone's bones. Bone Bone Bone.
Future is at stake.
To defeat the great evil,
Four kids must unite.
—Andy LA
When on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
Then lock the door tight.
—Everdred's parting words (Or is it?)
This Bulletin Board
Greets you this evening
All is well, Good Night
—A sign in Zombie Apocalypse, Threed
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