Cheech and Chong/Funny
Concerts and albums
- "D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddamn door?!?"
- "Dave's not here!"
- The Man (Chong) admiring the interior of Pedro (Cheech)'s car:
It's like we're in a giant pussy, man! |
- Pedro and the Man get pulled over by the cops when they're stoned. Pedro tries to talk to the cop while Chong is eating all of their drugs. Pretty much everything Cheech says is hilarious.
"My license? On the bumper!" |
- Chong plays Bob, a contestant on Let's Make A Dope Deal. Cheech is the host:
- Chong is an old man in the park. Cheech is a punk:
Punk: You could be my daddy? |
- Harry (Chong) & Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie:
Harry: "She looks an awful lot like your sister, Ethel...hey, that IS goddamn Ethel! Same goddamn mustache and everything! She's taking off her clothes...no, that ain't Ethel." |
- Red Neck: "Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree"
How do you jack off a dinosaur? |
Movies
- Too many for Up in Smoke.
- In Next Movie:
- Cheech: "Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."
- Chong: "Beaners! / Beaners!"
- Cheech snorting laundry soap which he believes to be cocaine and accidentally drinking a glass of Chong's sister's urine.
- Chong has a glass of his sister's urine to mess with his probation officer. She's pregnant.
- Cheech: "Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."
- In Things Are Tough All Over: