Badass Preacher/Quotes
And now, O Kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth! Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling! Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be swiftly kindled. Amen.
—Father Alexander Anderson, Hellsing
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You mess with God, you mess with me! (fires six shotgun blasts into the villain's face) I will not tolerate you messin' with me!
—Preacher Man Bob, Buttcrack
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The Lord commands me to turn the other cheek, Amen, but I only have two cheeks.
—Evangelist Pete Spackman
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!
—Attributed to chaplain at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941
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Seth Gekko: So what are you: a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God? |
A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown…unruly.
—Father Grigori, Half-Life 2
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Lava quod est sordium! In nomine Dei, sana quod est saucium!
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God has mercy. I don't.
—The Priest from "Machete", Grindhouse
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In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, I'll fuckin' do you!" [headbutt]
—Adam Hills as the Archbishop of Glasgow
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Our religious fella Reverend Ray is like Lee Marvin got Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood, somehow managed to get him pregnant and gave birth to the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. Who then became a preacher to repent for being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. And then decided, actually, God wanted him to use being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth for a Higher Purpose.
—Description of Reverend Ray from the Eurogamer review of Call of Juarez
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This is it! This is what I've been prayin' for! I'm weary of this gilded world! All glitter! no soul!
—Nathan Copeland, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
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It's Super Pope!
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I kick arse for The Lord!
—Father McGruder, Dead Alive
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The grace of God knows no bounds, but my mercy has some practical limitations.
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"It is one thing to forgive a slap across my cheek, but an insult to the Lord requires... no, it demands correction."
—Joshua Graham, The Burned Man, Fallout: New Vegas
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"Vaya con Dios."
—Monsignor Martinez, King of the Hill
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